you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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