We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize