so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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