I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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