Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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