Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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