i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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