I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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