in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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