i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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