There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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