do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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