her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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