She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize