You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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