I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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