i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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