I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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