You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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