I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
COCAINE IS GR8
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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