Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
one two three fourrrrnication!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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