babies were throwing up all over the place
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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