He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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