My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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