Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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