you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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