I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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