hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
