Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
