he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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