PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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