If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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