The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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