He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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