I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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