I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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