this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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