Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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