East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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