i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My bed smells like the plague
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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