people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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