Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We left the knife in your bed.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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