I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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