it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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