Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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