Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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