This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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