Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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