dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I woke up under a house in Key West
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