Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My liver just had a heart attack.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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